Most of the mail you get on match.com is pretty much junk, a lot of it along the lines of, “How r u” or “U r pretty.” Fairly disheartening. I applaud the following guys for at least entertaining while they disenchant …
From a 43 year old (I am 29 and look younger than that!):
“I am only chronographically 43, I’m a child at heart.” REALLY, sir??? A) It’s chronologically, not chronographically; and B) Ewww.
And then there was this creepy list, which came by itself, not even a hello or any kind of intro:
1. fav movie?
2. fav band?
3. any tatts/piercings?
4. part of town ya live in?
5. hangout spots?
6. beer , liquor or wine?
7. thong , bikini or boyshort?
9. turnoffs? (annoying lists of stupid questions, textspeak abbreviations)
10. two places you wanna travel too?
11. three things most ppl dont know about ya or wouldnt gues? make them intresting/spicey
From a fifty year old man:
I signed up here: June 12th, 2011. Immediately I came across you and felt a strong urge to say hello. We seem to have more than enough in common to explore the possibilities…
If you are open-minded to getting together for drinks one night soon; let me know and “Let The Journey Begin”